It’s 2:52 am
Once again I was out and about looking for some fresh movies to watch and once again,my local Family Video didn’t let me down,my local store had a ton of new 1.50 titles for sale. I walked around slowly and as I looked over the new selections that is when I saw the cover for “Fishes N Loaves”. What caught my attention was seeing Patrick Muldoon and Dina Meyer on the cover.
Anyone who knows me knows that “Starship Troopers” is one of my very favorite films so seeing two of the main stars in Muldoon and Meyer working together definitely caught my attention. Add in solid character actors Bruce Davison (X-Men) and Dominique Swain and this looked to be a good family film.
The plot is pretty simple,Muldoon plays a pastor at a failing church in Los Angeles that is going to be closed down. He is offered an another church as a interim pastor in Eufala (You follow),Arizona. His Pastor Randy gets some unexpected wisdom passed along by a homeless man about the path Randy should take.
His family is very happy in Los Angeles and doesn’t really want to move as Randy and Mary Louise (Meyer)’s two teens would miss their friends and school.
After a short stint at his brother-in-law’s pizza place,Randy is again gently encouraged by the homeless man to take a leap of faith.
The family moves to Eufala and meets a slew of slightly quirky people at the church including the retiring Pastor Ezekiel (played by Davison) and the saucy church secretary Reva (Swain).
Pastor Randy has six months to find a new pastor and the clock is ticking…..
So,did the cheetah and I like this movie? We really wanted to especially based on the cast of this faith based movie. But it was so slow and heavy handed. The story was full of old cliches and when the homeless guy is named “DeAngelis” and suddenly pops up and then vanishes,well you know that writer Kenneth Lemm has watched his fair share of “Touched By An Angel”. The direction was was plodding as a slow stream,the dialogue was flat and couldn’t be saved despite game efforts from most of the cast.
Patrick Muldoon has really made a nice transition from action hero type of roles into a very reliable family movie leading man. I have watched a few of his recent efforts and he has done a good job. This was the first film in which he wasn’t very good,his performance was one note and wooden. His voice was also hard to listen to,it was very raspy,like he had smoked two packs before every scene he was in.
I actually felt Dominique Swain’s Reva stole the film…she was sassy,sweet,slightly sexy and as the single mother to Alex (Nicole Criss),she showed her love and support to her daughter when she needed it the most. Swain is good actress who really thrives when she has a good script to sink her teeth into.
But one strong performance isn’t enough to save this sleepy film and so the cheetah and I say throw this “Fish” back into the lake.
But if you want to check it out yourselves,you can “Fishes” on Amazon.
Thanks for reading and please feel free to drop a comment below.
I really like Patrick rmuldoon as well. Guess this was one of his off movies.
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It happens even to the best of actors once in a while…
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Oh dear! It’s funny how sometimes a movie with all the right ingredients just fails to hit the spot.
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Agreed….but then again,looking at small films like this often is a lot fun then the big bloated summer movies.
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This sounds like a hallmark film. It suck that you did not like it.
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Hallmark movies are generally much better then this….one of the reasons why I look for Hallmark movies as well….
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I haven’t watched any Muldoon movies! I just googled him and didn’t realize he was in some well known movies. I guess I’ll be avoiding this one!
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You haven’t seen “Starship Troopers”???? Everyone needs to see that one!!
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The title suggested a good story. Too bad it was disappointing. There is a market for faith-based movies, the problem is they can come off banal and corny. That film with Jennifer Garner looked really good. I think it came out last year. I’ve love to hear your opinion if and when you see it.
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I commented on the Jennifer Garner film as a prime example of why these films are now just another genre and just a way for studios to get money from “Christians”.
The day before “Miracles From Heaven” was released,a YouTube video she did for another channel also was released. The YT video was a very profane telling of a bed time story. On one hand,the video could be seen as comedy but within context of Garner playing a “Christian” in the movie,it rings hollow and empty. And why I would skip watching “Miracles” even though I like Jennifer as a actress.
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This looks like a feel-good film with warmth and encouragement, also much needed in all that is going on today 🙂
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Agreed….that is one positive thing about this movie,it was slow and gentle without any real conflicts that Hollywood seems to like to force into movies like this.
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I haven’t watched any of Patrick Muldoon movies. Now I’m intrigued. Thanks for sharing your review.
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You have to watch “Starship Troopers”!!!
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I know Patric Muldoon, well his work not personally:) Looks like a cute, easy watch and what’s more relaxing than a feel good movie.
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Patrick seems to have found a real niche in doing these type of films. They must be doing really well for him because he is in a LOT of them!
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I don’t know Patrick Muldoon. Actually I don’t know names of many actors. I usually watch horror movies or thrillers.
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Again…..”Starship Troopers”!!! I have reviewed a couple of horror films on my blog as well….”The Night Crew” and “The Dead Room”,enjoyed both very much.
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It looks like it would be a good movies, but it also has that fell about it that ‘I’ve seen this one before’. Appreciated reading your review of the show.
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I can understand that “seen it before” feeling. It happens a lot when one just watches one genre,I really like watching a lot of different types of films which I hope is reflected in my reviews.
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I haven’t seen his movies. As per your description it seems funny .Let’s hope that I’m able to see it
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Fishes does have a lot of gentle humor,not enough to save it in our opinion but you might feel differently!
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I truly believe it’s better to read/listen the review of a film before actually watching it. Reviews really help the audience to know whether they should watch it or not. Thanks for an honest review.
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Mini,you are SO right!! Often times when I’m movie hunting,I buy blind. That means other then a actor or a director whose name I know,I know nothing about the movie. Like this movie….I knew the actors in “Fishes” and by reading the back,I knew it was a family/faith film. But I didn’t research it either to see if it was any good. I tend to go with past films to determine if I will buy the current one. I enjoyed Muldoon’s last film I saw,hence I decided to take a flyer on this one…next time I might research before I buy!
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Too bad it ended up rather cliched like many similar films out there. Thanks for sharing your review!
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Look at it this way,I saved you 93 minutes of your life….
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This look like a good movie to watch. I will see if I can get it over here in the UK.
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Let me know what you thought of it,Anna!
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I feel like I should watch this movie. I just might like it because i love the trailer and i used to watch touched by an angel.
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Instead of watching this….the cheetah and I highly recommend watching “Signed,Sealed,Delivered” by the creator of “Touched By An Angel”. Now that is a lovely series!
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