Its 5:10 pm
The cheetah and I were still in “creature feature” mode after watching “The Black Scorpion”. I suggested we watched “The Snarling” which was sent to us by our pals at Wild Eye. I mean the cover looked completely bad ass and we have reviewed werewolves films before so,fire up the popcorn already,right?
Yeah,well not so fast…..because “The Snarling” had the cheetah snarling at ME!!!
As in “what the hell are we watchig,dude”? I hung my head in shame as the cheetah slinked off and headed upstairs.
From what I gathered about the “The Snarling”….two different films crews from the same company are attacked by werewolves. The crews try and finish their movies despite several crew members ending up dead as well as many different other people.
An inept lead detective and his sidekick sargent are trying to solve the mystery. The film crew of the newest movie is running short of crew so three locals are hired on with one of the locals being a lookalike of the lead actor. Since the lead actor is a asshole,the film crew subs in the local to take his place and hilarious hi-jinks ensure….
This is supposed to be a horror comedy,the only comedy to be found is just how bloody terrible this movie is. Other then a homage to “An American Werewolf In London” which isn’t shocking being how “The Snarling” is a UK film,there isn’t anything to recommend about this movie. There is zero budget,no set design to speak and the lighting is so piss poor,it looks like the whole film was shot through a sheet of yellow plastic,its dull and dreary to say the least.
Normally I would be telling you ONE positive thing about each film we review but I honestly can’t think of anything but the cover of the DVD….because the BACK of it looks like cheetahpoo as well…..
I’m sorry but Wild Eye struck out with “The Snarling”,easily one of the worst films of 2019. Avoid this one and get “House of Salem” instead.
“The Snarling” is 83 long ass minutes long and it has no special features.
I gave “The Snarling” a flea collar and a rabies shot……
Drop a comment if you have seen “The Snarling” and share your opinion.