Its 2:46 pm
The cheetah and I were talking about a wonderful series on our pal What the Craggus Saw in which he was covering Shark Weak in which he reviewed various bad shark films plus a few documentaries. We were like “We should do a bad shark week too” but then we realized we gave our bad shark movies to Catfish. The only bad shark movie we have is “Sharknado 2”.
We were in a pickle as what to do when suddenly our new pals at Mill Creek Entertanment,Noah and Barrett,heard about our plight and sent us an emergency package of bad shark movies!!
For this review,we’re going to talk about the movies on this film collection and then in a few weeks,we’ll be reviewing each film on its own. Because bad shark movies deserve love as well as a fair review,right?
First off,we love the idea of Mill Creek creating a affordable film collection,instead of spending up to 60.00 bucks to get each film on its own,packaging these films PLUS including a bonus movie for a great price of under 12.00 bucks!! Six shark movies plus a bonus film for under two bucks apiece???? Yes please!!!
So what films are on this bad boy I can hear you asking now….and the cheetah and I are here to answer that question.
1. “Ghost Shark” (2012) – When MAGAts on a fishing trip kill a great white shark,its spirit comes back for revenge and turns its sights on the town of Smallport!!
The biggest “star” in this wacky chumfest is Richard Moll from “Night Court”.
2.”Mississippi River Sharks” (2017) – Sharks attack a fish rodeo on the Mississippi River, and it is up to a group of locals to stop them.
Hmmmm,I wonder why Catfish never told me about sharks in Mississippi…..
Jason London heads up a A-List cast of Hollywood heavyweights in this instant classic!
3.”Ozark Sharks” (2016) – A vacation to the Ozarks turns upside-down when bull sharks somehow infiltrate Arkansas’ freshwater lakes and wreak havoc on a town’s big fireworks festival.
Is this a spin-off to Jason Bateman’s “Ozark”? Asking for a cheetah……
4. “Santa Jaws” (2018) – Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family.
I might need a Shark Exorcist for this one……
5. Swamp Shark (2011) – An animal smuggling deal goes wrong, resulting in a large shark escaping into the swampy backwoods river.
Robert Davi and Wade Boggs (WTF???) star in action packed movie…
Rather see this one then that new Taratino cowpoop of a movie….and we have a feeling you will also!!
6. “Zombie Shark” aka “Shark Island” (2015) – A perfect getaway for four friends turns into survival when they fight an experimental shark.
The movie that made Jason London into a action star!! See how it all begins in this thrill ride that is better then “Jaws: The Revenge”.
Plus there is one extra bonus film but we’ll keep that one a surprise for you all!!
As you can see,this film collection contains only the best bad shark movies and we can that thank Mill Creek Entetainment for this!!! You can buy “Shark Bait” on Mill Creek’s Amazon page.
The cheetah and I will be looking forward to reviewing these awesomely bad shark movies to you…..why? Because we care!!!
Comment below on which movie we should review first!!!